Judas (mr_mean) wrote in jellojesus,
Judas
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I WILL AVEVENGE THAT RETARDED MONKEY FUCKER!!!

Ok!There was this BIG pile of dead babies...
then this one babies that was still alive started to eat its way through the rotten corpses of the other babies. Once he got out, these two monkeys that were fucking started to pur gasoline all over the dead baby pile and the SURVIVOR...then they light it up. So then the SURVIVOR starts riping out its own intestines, and this greenish brownish shit starts pouring from its stomach and mouth! The monkeys , still fucking, started to pour the gas over themselves. While this is happening, the survivor's corpse is half dissolved with green gooppy shit hanging of of it, and crawling towards the monkeys and chuck a bunch of burning baby brains at the monkeys! They caught on fire and still fucked, but all this green and bloody goop started to pour out of there crotches onto the survivor....and they all dissolve into a giant swamp of goop, burning baby brains, and burning monkey fucks.

So I was talking with my mom last night and she was telling me about how her and dad met and lived together and proposed...awwwwwwww :)

What is a cunt?
am I a cunt, are you, poop??
WHATS THIS?!?!
...nothing...If I read a book about nothing, would I be reading?
but if i read, wouldn't that give the book meaning?
PINK BLOSSOMING CUNT SPORES FROM HELL!!!!
could the book be meaningless, or am i ?
but the book has no meany... am i mean?
Does the pink tutu look good on coco? or does the fireman's suit?
if the book reads me, it learning and think and shiting itself...but i can't.
hows about some freshly made cum?
So, if i shit on the book i am learning that the book has no meaning because i shit on it...( the queen is the god of the alien zernotcoxlox, the aliens are really deranged drag queens that are coming for our immortal souls!..and our shoes and house coats!!...)
THEREFORE, by taking a shit on a book you are saying that the book is in fact shit, thus giving the book a meaning. AND since the book is meany... then I am mean :D!
FIZZLE NIZZLE :D! FO SHIZZLE!
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