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READ IT ALL FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR LIFE!

sent to me and written by cheesewiztimes6 God bless his cheddar stenched soul.

I like cheese i think they should make a drink made out of cheese, that would be so awsome. They already made sausages with cheese in it which is awsome. Amagine if i a rino started running after a bald man that waxed his head becasue the sun reflects off his head, and then the bald man falls in the river where the is alot of polution and mutated fish/rats started to eat his toes becasue they thought they were worms. Then the man was toeless and he was not excepted into society becasue they all thought he was a freak, then when ever he asked his cat to go outside she would reply "NO THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU" and she knows all about not being excepted because she is a cat that can talk. Then the cat went on a journy to be excepted and she done all these good deeds and was named the next Jesus. And then the Hippos would be jealous becasue they were not blessed by jesus so they gathered together and tried to over run society but since they are just stupid hippos they were easily killed, but they did not go to waste becasue society made cheese sauges out of them. But all of a sudden hippy animal right protesters tried to stop the production of cheese sausages so society turned to Jesus for help, so jesus gathered up as much poison toefu as she could and fed it to the hippy animal rights protesters. But the hippy animal rights protesters did not die but they turned into hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters and started hopping around becasue they had no legs becasue they were now sausages. Since they could only hop around and had no eyes they fell into the polutted river and the fish/rats ate them becasue they thought the hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters were worms but they werent they were actually hippy hipo cheese sausage animal rights protesters. Then the cheese from the hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters some how got inside the cheesewhiz factory and was jarred. Then the bald man that waxed his head and had no toes went to the store to buy some wax but he bought cheesewhiz instead and he put it on his head and the cheese from the hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters started to sink in his head so know he is brain washed. The man that is now named "The Hippy bald man animal rights protester that waxes his head that has no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages" went to over through Jesus and her evil empire. But The Hippy bald man animal rights protester that waxes his head that has no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages failed trying to defeat Jesus and Jesus ate him because he looked kinda like a cheese sausage. Then Jesus started to go through a transformation, she is now known as "The hippy bald man/cat animal rights protester that waxes her head and can talk then was given the right to be jesus and had no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages". The hippy bald man/cat animal rights protester that waxes her head and can talk then was given the right to be jesus and had no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages became very disoriented and fell into the poluted river where the rats/fish ate her. The Fish/rats started to evolve into The hippy bald man/cat/fish'rats animal rights protester that waxes its head and can talk then was given the right to be jesus and had no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages and took over the world. IMAGINE IF THAT HAPPENED KAYEIGH, IMAGINE, IMAGINE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IMAGINE.
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