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VOTE FOR PEDRO! [02 Mar 2005|01:18am]

mr_mean
[ mood | creative ]

To make a salad you must first pick ripe mushrooms from the elevator of DOOM!
Be sure not to ask ther mice for knowledge...they'll go insane and eat you.
Now put the shroons in a bowl with beans.
Remember to flick the beans first!
Now bring the kids to the pool, and beat the llama with the fur bearing trout.

Huzzlepuff has to pee!

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[15 Feb 2005|11:42pm]

bettymonroe_
lastnight me and my my little pony frolicked for hours in the sun.
then we twirled around a candy cane until she threw up. I held her hair back for her.. she was crying. I secretly laughed at her. but she'll never find out. I like to lick doorbells, but only for dares so people won't laugh at me. It gives me a rush. it's kinda sexy. tell me what you think of my sexy story and I might tell you mroe.
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[11 Jan 2005|01:46pm]

jellykarma
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I WILL AVEVENGE THAT RETARDED MONKEY FUCKER!!! [05 Dec 2003|12:37pm]

mr_mean
[ mood | crazy ]

Ok!There was this BIG pile of dead babies...
then this one babies that was still alive started to eat its way through the rotten corpses of the other babies. Once he got out, these two monkeys that were fucking started to pur gasoline all over the dead baby pile and the SURVIVOR...then they light it up. So then the SURVIVOR starts riping out its own intestines, and this greenish brownish shit starts pouring from its stomach and mouth! The monkeys , still fucking, started to pour the gas over themselves. While this is happening, the survivor's corpse is half dissolved with green gooppy shit hanging of of it, and crawling towards the monkeys and chuck a bunch of burning baby brains at the monkeys! They caught on fire and still fucked, but all this green and bloody goop started to pour out of there crotches onto the survivor....and they all dissolve into a giant swamp of goop, burning baby brains, and burning monkey fucks.

So I was talking with my mom last night and she was telling me about how her and dad met and lived together and proposed...awwwwwwww :)

What is a cunt?
am I a cunt, are you, poop??
WHATS THIS?!?!
...nothing...If I read a book about nothing, would I be reading?
but if i read, wouldn't that give the book meaning?
PINK BLOSSOMING CUNT SPORES FROM HELL!!!!
could the book be meaningless, or am i ?
but the book has no meany... am i mean?
Does the pink tutu look good on coco? or does the fireman's suit?
if the book reads me, it learning and think and shiting itself...but i can't.
hows about some freshly made cum?
So, if i shit on the book i am learning that the book has no meaning because i shit on it...( the queen is the god of the alien zernotcoxlox, the aliens are really deranged drag queens that are coming for our immortal souls!..and our shoes and house coats!!...)
THEREFORE, by taking a shit on a book you are saying that the book is in fact shit, thus giving the book a meaning. AND since the book is meany... then I am mean :D!
FIZZLE NIZZLE :D! FO SHIZZLE!

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DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANCING!!!!!!!!!! BIZZARO!!!!DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23 Oct 2003|11:44am]

mr_mean
[ mood | silly ]

BIZZAROooooooo!
BIZZAROoooooooo!
BIZZAROoooooo!
BIZZAROooooooo!
BIZZAROooooooo!
BIZZAROoooooo!
BIZZAROooooooo!

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY!!!
I FEEL LIKE WRITiNG A NEW MR. MEAN and his green tambourine ADVENTURE :D!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mr. MEAN goes to a magical land where its always raining, people are like robots and the buses are always late!...and there's lots of homeless fuckers asking him for what little money he has!
(NOTE:before reading this...just remember... I don't have anything against the homeless. ...:D ENJOI!)

Mr. mEan: I think i'll go to this mother fucking land of stuFF!!
HOMEless fuck: can i have all your money even though i have my own place to live and you don't...and i have a job and you don't...so really i'm better than you!
Mr. Mean:...YoU MOTHER FUCKING WHITE TRASH ARSEHOLE!
I'M GONNA PISS ON YOU FUCKER!
*mr mean pisses on the homeless fuck*
HOMEless fuck: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR-
.........
*homeless fuck got knock out by mr mean ...and his green tambourine*
Mr. mEAN: take that you stupid fuck!

*mr mean goes down the street...in pouring rain*
MR.MEAN: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
I DON'T WANT TO BE WET!!!
STUPID FUCKING SHITHEAD RAIN!!!
I'LL FUCKING SHIT ON YOU HEAD!!!
*the robot people come by...while someone os dying on the ground*
Dying: FOR CHRIST SAKE! HELP ME!!!!!
Robots: ...........................................................
Mr . MEAN: ....fucking kill yourselves!
Robots:.............
*dying guy died...because of being horribly battered by the green tambourinre*
Mr Mean: ...i didn't do it....you saw nothing..
robots: ............................................

*mr mean goes to catch the bus*
MrMEAN:..................
*10 minutes later*
MrMEAN:..................
*10 minutes later
MrMEAN:..................
*10 minutes later
MrMEAN:..................
*10 minutes later
MRMEAN:........
WHERE IS THAT BASTARD BUS!!!!!!!!!
I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT UP ITS ASSHOLE!!!!
COME ON YOU MOTHER FUCKER
MOTHING FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU BURN IN FUCKING BABY BRAINS!!!!!!!!
*bus comeS!*
MRMEAN:.....................fuckhead!
Strange crack babies on the bus: EGGS!! WHERE ARE THE EGGS!! ....* in a scary voice*.....eggggggggggggggggggggggggggggssssssssss.........
Mrmean:...get the fuck away from me you scary fucking bastards!
*throws then dying guy's head at the crack babies...then they eat it...???*
mrmean:....fuck!
Dani Filth: * screams like a banshee...then eats the crack babies*
MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Crack PONy: RAINBOWS AND HAND GNS FOR ALL!!!
KILL YOUR SELVES!!.WITH MAXIPADS!!!
BRING ON THE BONDAGE CLOWNS!!!!
*bondage clowns come and whip Dani filth*
Dani filth: *sreams like a banshee...while throwning burning baby brainns at the crack pony*

CrACk PonY: HI KIDS! BRING ME YOU LIZARDS
Burning baby brains: LIZARDS!!....the girls taste like girls,,,,,,,,,,,
*lizards come*
MrMEAN:?????
I'm getting off the bus before this dirty old retard rapes me...
dirty old retard: too late....


THE END :D!!!

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READ IT ALL FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR LIFE! [10 Jan 2003|10:57pm]

darkcaleidh
[ mood | content ]

sent to me and written by cheesewiztimes6 God bless his cheddar stenched soul.

I like cheese i think they should make a drink made out of cheese, that would be so awsome. They already made sausages with cheese in it which is awsome. Amagine if i a rino started running after a bald man that waxed his head becasue the sun reflects off his head, and then the bald man falls in the river where the is alot of polution and mutated fish/rats started to eat his toes becasue they thought they were worms. Then the man was toeless and he was not excepted into society becasue they all thought he was a freak, then when ever he asked his cat to go outside she would reply "NO THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU" and she knows all about not being excepted because she is a cat that can talk. Then the cat went on a journy to be excepted and she done all these good deeds and was named the next Jesus. And then the Hippos would be jealous becasue they were not blessed by jesus so they gathered together and tried to over run society but since they are just stupid hippos they were easily killed, but they did not go to waste becasue society made cheese sauges out of them. But all of a sudden hippy animal right protesters tried to stop the production of cheese sausages so society turned to Jesus for help, so jesus gathered up as much poison toefu as she could and fed it to the hippy animal rights protesters. But the hippy animal rights protesters did not die but they turned into hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters and started hopping around becasue they had no legs becasue they were now sausages. Since they could only hop around and had no eyes they fell into the polutted river and the fish/rats ate them becasue they thought the hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters were worms but they werent they were actually hippy hipo cheese sausage animal rights protesters. Then the cheese from the hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters some how got inside the cheesewhiz factory and was jarred. Then the bald man that waxed his head and had no toes went to the store to buy some wax but he bought cheesewhiz instead and he put it on his head and the cheese from the hippy hippo cheese sausage animal rights protesters started to sink in his head so know he is brain washed. The man that is now named "The Hippy bald man animal rights protester that waxes his head that has no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages" went to over through Jesus and her evil empire. But The Hippy bald man animal rights protester that waxes his head that has no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages failed trying to defeat Jesus and Jesus ate him because he looked kinda like a cheese sausage. Then Jesus started to go through a transformation, she is now known as "The hippy bald man/cat animal rights protester that waxes her head and can talk then was given the right to be jesus and had no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages". The hippy bald man/cat animal rights protester that waxes her head and can talk then was given the right to be jesus and had no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages became very disoriented and fell into the poluted river where the rats/fish ate her. The Fish/rats started to evolve into The hippy bald man/cat/fish'rats animal rights protester that waxes its head and can talk then was given the right to be jesus and had no toes that would look like hippo cheese sausages and took over the world. IMAGINE IF THAT HAPPENED KAYEIGH, IMAGINE, IMAGINE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IMAGINE.

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[29 Nov 2002|01:03pm]
deadvelvetdolly
[ mood | guilty ]

FFUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

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SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT MOTHER FUCKER! - Marilyn manson [28 Nov 2002|10:56am]

mr_mean
[ mood | WAY TOO FUCKED-UP! ]

THE WORD OF THIS WEEK IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT FACED!
YAY!!!!

example!
I was too shitfaced to do my physics lab cause i'm too fuckin' tired and exhausted!....I NEED BOOZE!

-==========-=-=========================================================================
Well FAGS & FREAKS!
HOW ARE WE TODAY!?!?!

I'M FUCKED-UP AS ALWAYS!

I WANT TO GET DRUNK AND FIND JESUS, MOTHER FUCKERS!
FART THHTRTRTWAWEREW EWRT ..poof!

...look!
ITS SQUIDGY-DOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...what's that squidgy-doo?
SQUIDGYDOO?!?!!?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SQUIDGYDOO?!?!!?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING !?!?!?!!?!
...squidgy squidgy squidgy squidgy squidgy squidgy squidgy squidgy squidgy

LETS PULL THE RAPE ALARM!!!!
RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK LUCK MUCK CUCK JUCK HUCK!!

...fuckering johos...
SHIZZNA!
SHIZZNESSLE!
====================================================================================
MR MEAN PULLS THE FUCKING RAPE ALARM!

MR MEAN:
FUCKING BITCH ALARM!
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!
*BOOM...BAP BAP MOTHER FUCKER!*

MAGICAL WigGER FROM THE RAPE ALARM!:
YO YO YO!
YOU BE DISSING ME!
YOUS A HO!
MR MEAN! :
DIE FUCKER DIE.....
WHO ARE THESE FUCKERS?!!?

PEOPLE ON THE COMPUTER BESIDE ME:
We are fucking annoying...blah blah blah...we should FUCK OFF CAUSE WE SMOKE TOO MUCH FUCKING CRACK!


MAGICAL WIGGER:
YOU GHETTO!
MR MEAN:
TIME TO TAKE YOU OUT YOU SCARY BITCH FUCKER!
...wait..hold on...
*TAKES A BIG MOTHER FUCKING ...EXPLODING THING AND KILLS THE PEOPLE BESIDE ME*
DIE FILTHY COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

THE FLATTERING BUNNY FROM THE SHITHOLE!:
WHAT TO EAT SOME SHIT WITH ME?!!?!?!
WIGGER!!!!!
WIGGER: THATS GHETTO YO!

*THEY EAT SHIT TOGETHER aND THE BURNT CORPSES OF THE PEOPLE BESIDE ME!*

Liitle kids: HEY MR MEAN!

MR MEAN EATS THE LITTLE CHILDREN! ...AND SPANKS HIMSELF WITH THE GREEN TAMBORINE!




THE END!!

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WORD OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! [14 Nov 2002|10:50am]

mr_mean
[ mood | bouncy ]

CRYING CUNT!!!!!

example:....CRYING CUNT!!!!

that is all! :P

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SWEET HOLY JUGGLING JESUS!!!!!! [16 Oct 2002|01:04pm]

mr_mean
[ mood | anxious ]

Mr mean: THe fucK?
You the fuck are you ?
Die you stupid bitch!

Mary: Wanna know where i can stick my umbrella!
YOUR FAT MOTHER FUCKIN ASS!
YOU SCARY BITCH!

Mr MEAN: I wanna fuck you like aNIMAL!

Mary: Get out the whips and chains bitch-SLAVE!
Now STart LICKING THE SHIT OFF MY BOOTS!

Mr mean: FUCK THaT YOU FILTHY SKANK!
You can take your crack & Umbrella and shove them up your ass!!!

Mary: ....
HAIL MARY!
FULL OF FACE!!!

Mr mean: HAIL MY GREEN BAD ASS TAMBOURINE!!!!

*HITS MARY POPPINS WITH THE TAMBOURINE!*

Mary: HARDER!
HARDER!
YOU HIT LIKE A STOOPID HEAD!

MR MEAN:...FUCKIN' DIE YOU FILTHY CRACK BITCH!
SON-OF-A-BitCH TAMBOURINE!
USE YOUR FUCKIN MAGICAL POWERS & SHIT!!

GREEN TAMBOURINE SHIT FAIRY!:
All aboard sailors!
Full steam ahead!
Toot TooT!

Mary:...???
You silly Bastard...

MR mEAN:
...fuck me...

Mary: off to fucked-up Fairy land!

Bondage bird: That was some good shit!

Pokey's mom: EAT MY ASS!

Pokey: you Bastard!

MR MEAN: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING QUEER BITCh!
MY BIRD CAN EAT YOUR MOM'S ASS!
SO FUCK YOU BITCH!

Bondage bird: KILL THE CORPERATE DEMON!!!!!!!
...
MY MOUTH!
YOUR ASS!!
*SNAP!"

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[13 Oct 2002|07:54pm]

ex_mistressm901
this afternoon i spent running around with the boy with no arms. he loves me more than i can explain, for i hug his torso just the right way. we sprinkled our magic powder all over the tourists (me with my hands and he with his mouth - which, honestly, made quite a mess of things and also caused him to choke a few times). i open mouth kissed him and he spit up on his shirt.

after that i slept for three hours, and woke up feeling rather blue. but only because i had slept in violet paint.

good day.
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[26 Sep 2002|10:57pm]

zombieslave
[ mood | amused ]

jumping green jesus!!!

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I like to look under my dollies dress... [11 Sep 2002|12:28am]
deadvelvetdolly
[ mood | weird ]

Just throught I'd say "snarf!"


So...snarfy.

If you want to battle my big dick, you have to learn how to swim with Miss America. Grab her well. Fuck yourself plenty.

*grins*

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OH YAY! MASSAGE OIL!!! [29 Aug 2002|11:34pm]

ex_xodiac649
[ mood | blah ]

Mr Mean and the Green Tamborine!!!!

Mr MEAN DISCOVERS "SHIT EATING"!!!!


Mr Mean:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD!!!!

pokey:
...
eating shit....

Mr mean:
WELL I KNEW YOU WOULD EAT SHIT SOMEDAY YOU STUPID FUCKING
BITCH-WHORE!!!!
WHY DON'T YOU SUCK YOUR OWN DICK AND SWALLOW!!!!!!!!

POkey:
.....fuck you!
go away!!

Mr mean:
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!
I SHOULD BEAT YOU LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE!!!!!
YOU SHOULD GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
YOU FILTHY WHORE!


Pokey:
......go fuck yourself!

Mr mean:
I DON'T HAVE TO!!
I CAN JUST GO AND FUCK YOU MOM INSTEAD!!!!
YOU DIRTY ,REDNECK , SHIT-EATING, FUCKING, SHE-BITCH!!!
I SHOULD PISS ALL OVER YOU!
YOU'RE A FILTHY FUCKING GLOB OF HORSE CUM!!!

Pokey:
....your a fucking prick....leave me alone....i hope my mom bite off your dick!

Mr Mean:
YOU SHOULD GO FUCK A HORSE!!!
..wait.
no...
...
A HORSE SHOULD FUCK YOU LIKE THE MAN-BITCH YOU ARE!!
*MR MEAN PISSES ON POKEY*

Pokey:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YOU STUPID SLUT,MOTHERFUCKING, COCKGOBBLING, BASTARD!

MR MEAN:
*BEATS POKEY WITH THE GREEN TAMBORINE IN A OVERWHELMING FIT OF RAGE...LEAVING POKEY UNCONSCIOUS ,LYING IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD & PISS*

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID TWAT!
..
...
NOBODY FUCKS WITH MR MEAN!!!!
...shit...I better get the fuck out of here before I become someone's prison bitch!
...
FUCK THE PIGS!!!
YOU FUCKING DONKEY-ASS-RAPING FUCKS!

Parrot with the bong:
..fuck!
thats some good shit!


THE END!!!!

------------------------------------------------------------------
I've got flip flops!!

...
thats all!

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AHA! I OWN THIS HAVEN OF LUST AND SPRINKLES!!!! [21 Aug 2002|03:37am]

domino_jester
[ mood | bitchy ]

I own this! Wahahahaha! yay......................Book!
I like the the puppets on the moon they give me condoms.
The ribbed kind.......
I'm a purple prince.
Huzzlepuff is fucked.....I like my sandals, aren't they dandy!?
ThE mOoSe is on fire, put it out before we get the ass herpes again!

All hailllllllllllll Jello Jesus and his ghetto fresh freaks!!!!!!!

Ciao!

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